MQ WAR:
episode 1:
a pilot: "level 25 wolfblade pilot is ready to help the other heroes sir"
commander: "who is it?"
a pilot: "we dont know his real name, but warlic says hes good, very good..."
commander: "well, send him out!"
a pilot: "SHARP METAL, you have a permission to kill those bastards!!"
sharp metal: "yeah, let the party start!!"
episode 2:
sharp metal: "OH noes!! its so hard to get those damn medals!"
commander: "well, try to steal some..."
sharp metal: "well, OK"
/me tries to steal 10 medals
sharp metal tries to steal 10 medals
like that
commander: "yeah of course...not..."
episode 3:
sharp metal: "YAY!! 2 medals!!"
shadowscythe soldier: "YOU!! stop!!"
sharp metal: "yeah, another vicitim "
shadowscythe soldier: "HA! you wont defeat me, i know who you are sharp metal, or should i say, doomsin..."
sharp metal: "
"
/me shocked
episode 4:
doomsin: "how do you know my real name?"
shadowscythe soldier: "well, iv been watching you for a lot of time..."
doomsin: "who are you?"
shadowscythe soldier: "I AM YOUR BIGGEST!!SWORN!!"
doomsin: "enemy?"
shadowscythe soldier: "no..."
doomsin: "shadowscythe soldier?
shadowscythe soldier: "also, but no..."
doomsin: "so what??"
shadowscythe soldier: "I AM YOUR BIGGEST, SWORN!!"
shadowscythe soldier: "
FAN"
doomsin: "
"
shadowscythe soldier: "can i have a photograph?"
episode 5:
doomsin: "still 2 medals..."
doomsin: "thats it!! i quit"
warlic: "NO!! plz dont go now, we are so close to victory..."
computer voice: "doomsin is unconnected"
warlic: "damn it.."
meanwhile, at doomsin house:
mysterious voice: "so, you want more medals?"
doomsin: "who is this?!"
mysterious voice: "i am no one, but you, doomsin, you are a great gamer, why spending time in fighting stupid robots when you can defeat them with one click on the mouse?"
doomsin: "what do you mean?"
mysterious voice: "CHEATS!! here is a cheat website, you will be able to defeat those mechs easly and get as much medlas as you want!!"
doomsin: "
"
mysterious voice: "here is the website:
www.***********.com"what will doomsin do? will he join the dark side of hackers and cheaters or will he defend the gamers honor and report the mysterious voice...
will be continued... episode 6:
doomsin: "okay then, i will use those hacks..."
mysterious voice: "good, very good..."
doomsin have downloaded the hacks and used them to get 10 medals...
after 1 hour, doomsin collected 10 medals and defeated the boss of the shadowscythe armada, now, he is going to open the shop...doomsin: "YAY! cant belive im going to have some super cool rare weapons!"
mysterious voice: "MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
doomsin opened the shop, he was going to click the weapon shop but then!!MQ shoping system: "25 medals requiered to open the weapon shop"
doomsin: "
"
doomsin: "
not again
episode 7:
doomsin: "ohhh the game is soooooooooo boring..."
mysterious voice: "..."
doomsin: "this sucks!! iv done every quest and got every item in the game!!"
mysterious voice: "..."
doomsin: "YOU SAID I WILL HAVE FUN USING HACKZZZZZZ!!"
mysterious voice: "hey!! didnt you had fun at all?!"
doomsin: "i did, but now its just boring..."
doomsin: "i am going to delete the hacks and make a new character withaute hacks in it!!"
mysterious voice: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"
and so, doomsin deleted his older acount and created a new one, he used the cheats to get to the level his old acount was, and took only 10,000 credits, and then he deleted the hacks and the mysterious voice vanished...THE END OF THE MQ WAR COMICDF WAR
galanoth: "no!! those ice drakes are soooo strong!!"
doomsin: "i know!! this dragon-slayer armor of yours does not help!!"
galanoth: "well, i am sorry the admins made it that way!!"
doomsin: "well, it doesnt matter now, the other heroes are not fighting, they are busy in doing sir ano quest!!"
galanoth: "well then, we shall win this war alone!! only you, me and the other tribes..."
doomsin: "we are doomed..."
DF random
a POLL in shadowolf forum: "what class do you like most in DF?"
zhoom: "of course they will mostly like ranger"
artix: "HA!! they all love shiny things, they will shurly choose paladin"
zorbak: "no, they love dead and blood, they will ALL choose necromancer"
galanoth: "no, dont you all remember how much threads there was on DF suggestion forum for dragon-slayer class? they shall choose dragon-slayer for sure!"
a deep voice comes out...deep voice: "HA!! you stupid little humans... everybody know that they all love one class that even didnt been released yet... the DEATH-KNIGHT armor!!"
POLL: "and the winner class is......."
POLL: "
CHICKENCOW????!!!!"
AQW random
zelda15: "HOWDY HOWWW COWBOYS!!"
DooMer_CC67: "LOL"
GaMeR: "OMG!! look at twilly jumping!!"
NoNaMe: "AHHHHH!!"
ZuZUKi189: "ASHIKI bim boom bam"
theaM: "lets go to room 147 and fight some fish-men!!"
doomsin: "all i wanted was a piece of quite...
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